kyleehenke: have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
especiallypsychicspud: why wasn’t sympathy vs empathy ever explained to me as “that sucks vs i feel u” because that’s literally the best way to explain it
foxnewsofficial: fun fact: nicolas cage ate 3 live cockroaches for his role in ‘vampire’s kiss’, although the film’s director only wanted him to eat a raw egg
WHEN I REALIZE I AM STARTING TO GET ATTACHED TO...
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liampain: perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
foxnewsofficial: if you do one single cute endearing thing i will probably fall in love with you for 3 weeks at least
foxnewsofficial: walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password”
foxnewsofficial: the girl who works on the counter at my local store is so cute i think i’m in love but we can never be together because she knows how horrible my diet is
previouslysane: theanti90smovement: im going to major in crying in college it doesnt matter what you major in at college you will eventually major in crying
What if the House founders didn't have such cool...
“I’m from Gryffindor, what House are you from?” “Oh, you know, Smith.”
When I lose my mom in a store
laughingnancy: i hate it when like someone takes a pic of something and they’re in it and they add “ignore my face hahha but check out the orange juice” and the pic is like this